The BullSh*t Button: Because Sometimes, You Gotta Call a Dungheap a Dungheap

Bull Sh*t Button

Feeling like you're wading through knee-deep nonsense? Does every conversation leave you smelling like a farmhand after a particularly enthusiastic cow stampede?

Then my friend, you need the Bull Sh*t Button in your life!

This isn't your grandma's "manners" button. This bad boy is a beacon of truth in a world overflowing with, well, let's just say it wouldn't win any awards for pleasant aroma.

Here's how it works:

  • Hear something so outrageously untrue it makes your brain cells commit sudoku? SLAM that red button!
  • Witness someone spewing more nonsense than a broken manure spreader? SMASH that button!

The Bullcrap Button doesn't mess around. It explodes with glorious light and unleashes a symphony of honesty, depending on your mood:

  • Option 1: A classic "That was Bullsh*t!" with a satisfying buzzer for that extra "oomph."
  • Option 2: A full-blown siren and booming "Bullsh*t Detected!" Because sometimes, subtlety is for chumps.

This isn't just a button; it's a social justice warrior in a pocket-sized package. It's a conversation starter (well, maybe more like a conversation ender).

Is your life a constant game of "Dodge the Dungheap?"

Then grab a Bull Sh*t Button today! Because sometimes, the only way to deal with a pile of crap is to point at it and yell, "Hey! That's a pile of crap!"

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